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Our accountants came up with a fair calculation based on damage done during the many invasions of Darius and Xerxes,” said deputy finance minister Dimitris Mardas. “They have calculated that we are owed $815 billion Euros, or 600 sacks of silver Drachmas, whatever the Ayatollah would prefer to pay.”
Greek authorities say the debt accrues from the loss of Greek life, the millions spent to feed, house and equip several armies, as well as the extreme cost of making enough animal sacrifices to Poseidon to get him to unleash “the winds of fury” upon the Persian ships.